打招呼幽默风趣句子（俏皮搞怪的打招呼文案，幽默风趣，太有才了）

1、你喜欢什么颜色的癞蛤蟆，我自己染。

what color of toad do you like? i dye it myself.

2、你好，我家的猫会俯卧撑，你想来我家看看吗？

hello, my cat can push ups. would you like to come to my house?

俯卧撑  猫会  癞蛤蟆  想来