1、无论你在哪里,只要仰天长笑,大叫三声“我是美女”,我就会出现在你面前。
nomatterwhereyouare,aslongasthefaceupwardslonglaugh,shoutthree"iisbeauty",iwillappearinfrontofyou。
2、我愿意一生守在你的身边,冬天做你的棉被,夏天做你的电风扇。愚人节快乐!
keepinyourside,iamwillingtolifemakeyourquiltinwinter,summerdoyourelectricfans。happyaprilfool'sday!
3、起床时想到你的微笑,洗脸时嗅到你的味道,上床前你是我的需要,真的不能离开你-我亲爱的马桶!
wakeupthinkingofyousmile,whenwashingaface,smelltheflavorofyou,youareineedbeforegotobed,reallycan'tleaveyou-mydeartoilet!
4、报告:您此时的睡觉姿势不正确。为了您的身体健康,请您起来重睡……手机实时监测系统。愚人节快乐!
report:atthistimeyousleepingpostureisnotcorrect。foryourhealth,pleaseyouupheavysleep……mobilereal-timemonitoringsystem。happyaprilfool'sday!
5、寻人启示:肥头大耳,目光呆滞;智商低下,无故走失;盯着手机,在看启示;看了启示,赶快消失!
withoutarevelation:adeadly,glassy-eyed;iqislow,causelost;staringatthephone,watchingtherevelation;seetherevelation,quicklydisappear!
6、无论你飞到哪里,我就会跟到哪里;无论你逃到哪里,我就会追到哪里。然后打死你――死苍蝇。愚人节快乐!
nomatterwhereyoufly,whereiwillbewith;nomatterwhereyourun,whereiwillcatchupwith。thenkillyou--deadflies。happyaprilfool'sday!
7、昨天,我梦见你了,真的!阳光是那么明媚,你站在蔚蓝的海边,我拿小棍一捅你:嘿,这小王八,壳还挺硬!
yesterday,idreamedyou,trueof!sunshineissobeautiful,yourstation'sseasideindeepblue,itakesmallstickonetongyou,hey,thiskingleteight,theshellstillprettyhard!
8、愚人节到,为您支招:自己被愚,尽管欢喜;观人被愚,笑而不语;若想更喜,把朋友愚。多愚多喜,快来参与。
aprilfool'sday,foryouraction:hewasafool,althoughjoy;manisafool,smilingwithoutaword;formorejoy,thefriendsfool。howfoolishpleased,fasttoparticipate。
9、亲爱的,我又开始想你了,我对你的爱每天都在巨增,因为有人告诉我:猪肉涨价了,你能卖个好价钱!愚人节快乐!
dearof,istartedmissingyouagain,mylovetoyoueverydayathugeincrease,becausesomeonetellme:porkmarkup,youcansellagoodprice!happyaprilfool'sday!
10、昨晚我梦见你,还送你回家,wǒ men走到一栋漂亮的建筑物,你说到了,跑进去,我望着你的身影,还看见上面写着精神病院!
lastnightidreamedyouandtakeyouhome,wewenttoabeautifulbuildings,toyousay,runinto,ilookedatyourfigure,alsosawthewordsamentalhospital!
11、你勤劳的像蜜蜂,漂亮的像蝴蝶,忠诚的像狗,乖的像猫,憨厚的像牛,威猛的像虎,怪不得人们都叫你。禽兽。
youarebusyasbees,beautifullikeabutterfly,loyalasadog,lovelylikeacat,simpleandhonestlikecattle,formidablelikeatiger,nowonderpeoplecallyou。thebeast。
12、亲爱的,每当我躺在你温暖的怀抱里的时候,我多么希望时间能够停止在这幸福的时刻,可我无法阻止时光的流逝,现在我不得不离开你,亲爱的,被窝!
dear,whenilieinyourwarmarms,howiwishtimecanstopatthishappymoment,butican'tstopthepassageoftime,ihavetoleaveyounow,dear,bed!
13、小偷第二次来商店偷东西时被**抓住了。**问:“你难道不知道要被抓住吗?”小偷说:“我知道上面写着‘欢迎再来’。”
thethiefstoleasecondtimetoshopwhencaughtbythepolice。thepoliceasked:"don'tyouknowtobecaught?"thethiefsaid:"iknowitsays"welcometocomeagain。'"
14、天会下雨,人会老,上帝爷爷管不了。我会认真的对你好,把你当个宝。来!别爬树了,让人看到你的红**多不好啊。哈哈,愚人节快乐!
itwillrain,peoplebecomeold,godgrandpado。iwillseriouslytohello,youasatreasure。comeon!don'tclimbatree,letusseehowbadyourredass。haha,happyaprilfool'sday!
15、愁啊!又被一难题困住了。愁得我这几天茶不思饭不想的。我说,你就给帮下忙吧。看看这是啥意思:“猪好是就读来过倒。”
sorrow!trappedbyaproblemagain。sorrowtoteathesedaysidon'tthinkricedon'twantto。isaid,youhavetohelpbusy。lookatwhatthismeans:"piggoodhadbeenattendedto。"
16、我是一棵孤独的树,千百年来矗立在路旁,寂寞的等待,只为有一天当你从我身边走过时,为你倾倒,砸不扁你就算白活了。愚人节快乐!
iamalonelytree,stoodonethousandyearsontheroad,lonelywaiting,justforonedaywhenyoupastme,isyoudump,hitnotflatyouevenmisslife。happyaprilfool'sday!
17、这两天真的太冷了,你一定要照顾好自己啊,千万别冻着啦——俗话说:人冻腿,猪冻嘴。我已经把毛裤穿上了,你也赶紧买个口罩吧。
thetwoinnocentistoocold,youmusttakegoodcareofyourselfah,don'tfrozen,asthesayinggoes:peoplefrozenleg,thepigfrozenmouth。ihavealreadyputpantson,youalsogettobuyamask。
18、尊敬的用户:您的手机现有提款功能:只需将sim卡取出插提款机即可:如提款机不受理业务:请用手机用力砸提款机!
respectofcustomer:yourphoneexistingdrawingfunction:simplyinsertsimcardtotakeoutthecashmachine:suchascashmachinesdonotacceptbusiness:pleaseusemobilehardhitacashmachine!
19、有两句话一直很想对你说,今天终于提起勇气:第一句,我爱你,我好喜欢你;第二句,千万不要把第一句当真哦!哈哈,记得开心呀!
twowordshavebeenverywanttosaytoyou,todayfinallycourage:thefirstsentence,iloveyou,iloveyou;thesecondsentence,don'ttakethefirstsentenceseriously!haha,remembertohappy!
20、神怕你饿于是创造了米,神怕你渴于是创造了水,神怕你寂寞于是创造了可爱的我,前提是神发现没有盛饭的桶,于是创造了可爱的你。
afraidyouhungrysogodcreatedthemeters,afraidyouthirstysogodcreatedthewater,fearyoulonelysogodcreatedthelovelyofi,ifgodfoundnomorericebucket,andcreatedthelovelyyou。
21、懂得休闲,找到轻松;懂得遗忘,找到自由;懂得关怀,找到朋友;懂得珍惜,找到幸福。懂得锻炼,找到健康;懂得享受,你找到了猪圈!
knowtheleisure,findeasily;knowforgottenandfindfreedom;caring,findfriends;knowhowtocherish,findhappiness。knowtheexercise,tofindhealth;knowhowtoenjoy,youfoundapigsty!
22、一只蛐蛐跟猪打赌说:我跳进草里你就看不见我,猪说:我要看得见呢?于是蛐蛐跳进草里。猪在看,猪在看!猪还在看!猪咋还在看呢?
acricketbetwithpigsay:youcan'tseeme,ijumpedintothegrasspigsay:iwanttosee?sothecricketjumpedintothegrass。pigsarewatchingforpig!pigisstillinlook!pigzhastillwatching?
23、小时候,咱俩两小无猜,我唱歌你伴舞,我能唱二百首歌,你就能跳二百支舞,所以人们亲切地叫我二百歌,叫你二百舞!
wheniwasachild,azaapairinnocentplaymates,isingyoudance,icansingtwohundredsongs,youcanjumptwohundreddance,soaffectionatelycallmetwohundredsongs,callyoutwohundreddance!
24、男友对女友说:我会永远爱你的。女友疑惑的问男友:什么是永远?男友回答:“永远就是死了还接着爱你。”哈哈,愚人节快乐。
herboyfriendsaidtohisgirlfriend,iwillalwaysloveyou。girlfriendpuzzledaskedherboyfriend:whatisforever?herboyfriendreplied:"isdeadandstillloveyouforever。"haha,happyaprilfool'sday。
25、答应我,无论遇到什么事都要心情平静,无论去做什么都要意志坚定,无论何时何地都要乐观高兴,无论遇到了谁都不要告诉他你是神经病!
promiseme,nomattermeetwhatmatterallwanttocalm,nomatterwhattodoshouldbedetermined,nomatterwhenandwheretobeoptimistic,happy,nomatterwhometdon'ttellhimthatyouarementalderangement!
26、天气预报:今天白天有点儿想你,下午转大至暴想,心情将由此降低五度,受此低情绪影响,预计此类天气将持续到见到你为止。
weatherforecast:todayduringthedayalittlemissyou,turntosuddenlyandviolentlythinkintheafternoon,themoodwilllowerfivedegrees,affectedbythelowmood,thiskindofweatherisexpectedtolastuntilmeetyou。
27、俗话说人不可貌相,海水不可斗量,有些人虽然外表丑陋,却拥有美好的xīn líng,虽然身材矮小,却理想远大。大家都夸奖说——你就是这样的人!
asthesayinggoes,allthatglittersisnotgold,thewatercannotbemeasured,althoughsomepeoplelooksugly,butagoodheart,althoughsmall,butlofty。everybodypraisedsaid-youaresuchaperson!
28、今天愚人节,你可要当心;朋友有坏心,整你当开心;有人发好心,别当做真心;时时要留心,刻刻要小心;送你一份关心,愿你今天安心。祝愚人节顺心!
todayisaprilfool'sday,youcanbecareful;friendshavebadheart,wholewhenyouhappy;someonekind,don'ttreatastrue;becarefulalwayspayattentiontomoment;sendyouaconcerntoyoutoday。iwishallfools'day!
29、告诉你一个好消息,你今年的桃花运会很旺哦!今天我在路边遇见一只狗狗,我蹲下问它你2014年的桃花运会不会很旺?它认真地考虑了一下说:旺!
tellyouagoodnews,youthedesiresoftheheartofthisyearwillbeprosperous!todayimeetadogonthesideoftheroad,isquatteddownaskitofyou2014desiresoftheheartwillbeverypopular?itseriouslyconsideroncesaid:it!
30、爱你一万年,夸张;爱你五千年,无望;爱你一千年,荒唐;爱你一百年,太长;接连爱你70年,只要我身体健康,这是我的强项!愚人节快乐!
loveyoutenthousand,exaggerated;loveyoufivethousandyears,hopeless;loveyouonethousandyears,absurd;loveyouonehundredyears,istoolong;loveyou70,successivelyinaslongasmybodyhealth,thisismystrengths!happyaprilfool'sday!