1、hold the horses.
稍等一下/慢着。
2、let us give you the proper send-off.
那就让wǒ men为你隆重送别吧。
3、go about your business.
回去干活吧。
4、i don't. i'd do it again in a heartbeat.
我可没有，我真想马上再来一次。
5、yeah, well, she is a nut job, and i'm not going on any date.
是的，不过她的脑袋有点不正常，而且我才不会去相亲。
6、well, it seems that because of your checkered past, everyone else refused to work with you.
好像是由于你背景复杂，所以没人愿你和你共事。
7、but not me. i stepped up.
但我愿意，我毛遂自荐的。
8、you never know what kind of booby traps this guy could have set.
你永远猜不到这家伙可能会设下什么样的陷阱。
9、are you out of your gourd?
你疯了吗?
10、the kid gives me the creeps!
那孩子让我毛骨悚然!
11、i was thinking you two could get some grub.
我觉得你们俩可以出去吃个饭。
12、wow, looks like your date's out for the count.
哇，你的约会对象好像不省人事了呢。
13、i just need to get some things off my plate before we start taking over the world, that's all.
只不过在wǒ men开始征服世界前，我得先把一些事情处理完。
14、are you reallyabcgonna save the world?
你真的要拯救世界吗?
15、-things have been so lonely since my wife, debbie, passed on. it's like my heart is a tooth, and it's got a cavity that can only be filled with children.
---自从我妻子debbie过世后，我的人生就孤单起来。就好比我的心是颗牙齿，而牙齿上蛀了个洞，只有孩子的爱才能填补好这个洞。
16、and that's where you come in. as an ex-villain,abcyou know how a villain thinks, and acts.
于是就轮到你商场了 作为一个前恶人 你了解恶人的思维以及行为。
17、know someone whoabccan fix that for you.
我知道有人能改变你
18、and you'll be talkingabcnormal in no time!
你再也不会显得平庸!
19、how come you're so fat?because my house is made of candy!and sometimes,i eat instead of facing my problems!
怎么会有这么胖的仙女?因为我住在糖果屋里面，烦心的时候我就会吃糖果逃避现实。
20、kyle,kyle,kyle,stop!stop doing your business on the petunias!there you go,go to fred's.go crazy.
凯尔，别尿在我的牵牛花上，那儿，尿在弗雷德的花上，尿爽点。
21、we are the anti villain league,an ultra secret organization dedicated to fighting crime on a global scale.rob a bank? we're not interested. kill someone? not our deal.but you want to melt the polar ice caps? or vaporize mount fuji? or even [points his tea spoon at gru] steal the moon? then we notice.
wǒ men是发反恶人联盟，是一个致力于对抗全球大规模恶势力的绝密组织。wǒ men对抢劫银行的犯罪活动没有兴趣，杀人放火的事情wǒ men也懒得管，但是如果有融化两级的冰块或者让富士山消失甚至偷月亮，wǒ men就要管了。
22、look,i probably shouldn't be saying this,but your work as as a villain,was kind of,amazing.so, if you ever wanna get back to doing something awesome, give us a call.
也许我不该这么说，但是你当恶棍真是棒极了，所以，如果你回心转意想大干一场的话，给wǒ men回个电话。
23、i miss being evil. sinister plots，large-scale crimes.it’s what i live for. i mean， don’t you think there’s more for our future than jelly?well,i'm also considering a line of jams.the thing is,gru,i've now been recruited elsewhere.
我怀念当恶棍的日子，图谋不轨，大肆犯罪，这才是我活着的意义。你不觉得wǒ men的前途不应该仅仅是果冻吗?嗯，我也在考虑增加一条果酱生产加工线。格鲁，事实上，我已经另谋出路了。
24、that guy,looks exactly like a villain named "el macho" from about 20 years ago.he was ruthless, he was dangerous and as the name implies very macho! he had the reputation of committing heists just using his bare hands! but like all the greats, el macho was gone too soon. he died in the most macho way possible: jumping out of a plane, with 250 pounds of dynamite strapped to his chest, while riding a shark straight into the mouth of an active volcano!it was glorious.yeah,sounds like el macho's pretty dead?they never found the body.oh,no.all that was ever retrieved,was a pile,pf singed chest hair.that face!it has got to be el macho.
那家伙和20年前的一个恶人“猛爷”长得一模一样，他心狠手辣，是个非常危险的人物，人如其名，十分凶猛。他以赤手空拳去抢劫而出名，非常可惜的是猛爷和所有伟人一样死得太早了。他选择了世间最猛的死法，骑着一条鲨鱼，在他自己的胸口绑了250磅炸药，跳进了一座活火山的喷出口，场面非常壮观。按照你的说法，猛爷绝对死了。没有人找到他的尸体，能找到的只有一片烧焦了的胸毛。那张脸，他绝对是猛爷。
25、don't worry.it can only get better from here,right?but if it doesn't,you always borrow my dart gun.i do use it on,one or two dates myself.yeah,you know as far as dates go,i think i'm good with just,the one.
放心吧，以后总不至于比这次还要糟糕吧。如果真的比这还要糟糕，我就把我的飞镖枪借给你用，我有几次就派上用场了。和约会比起来，我觉得还是我比较喜欢独自一人呆着。
26、oh,and just between you and me,you look much better bald.
私下告诉你，我还是觉得你光头更好看。
27、i'm happy to create an evil army to destroy the world but nobody messes with my family.
虽然我非常想创造出一批邪恶的军队来毁灭这个世界，但谁都别想对付我的家人。
28、hi everybody.i'd like to make some toast...she...umm...she kisses my boo-boos.she braids my hair.we love you mothers everywhere.and my new mom lucy is beyond compare。
我有话要说，她亲吻我的伤口，她帮我扎小辫，wǒ men爱你，亲爱的妈妈，我的新妈妈露西无人能比。
