1、我的心里甜滋滋的，感到了从未有过的欢乐。
i felt, had never felt the joy.
2、他高兴，犹如北京的二月，春风吹的暖意融融!
he is happy, just like the february of beijing, the warmth of spring breeze is warm!
3、手拿菜刀砍电线，一路火花带闪电。
cut the wire with a kitchen knife, with sparks all the way.
4、快乐应该是美德的伴侣。
happiness should be a companion of virtue.
5、与人相处之道，在于无限的容忍。
the way to get along with others lies in infinite tolerance.
6、没有人能比笑得过多的人更感到深切的悲衰。
no one can feel more deeply sad than a man who laughs too much.
7、wǒ men的目标：向钱看，向厚赚。
our goal: money, to make thick.
8、求快乐时非快乐，得便宜处失便宜。
to be happy is not to be happy, but to be cheap is to lose it.
9、当wǒ men爱别人的时候,生活是美好、快乐的。
when we love others, life is beautiful and happy.
10、像是喝了清醇的酒，嘴角也露出了笑!
like a mellow wine, the mouth is also exposed to smile!
11、她满脸是甜蜜的微笑，活像一朵盛开的玫瑰花。
her face is sweet smile, like a blooming rose.
12、令人不能自拔的，除了牙齿还有爱情。
i can't help myself, except for teeth and love.
13、微笑拥抱每一天，做像葵花般和煦的女子。
smile, embrace every day, be a sunflower like woman.
14、夜秘密的把花开放了，却让白日去领受谢词。
night secret opened the flower, but allows the day to get.
15、那颗心乐得快要盛不下蜜糖般的喜悦。
the heart was so happy that it could not contain the joy of honey.
16、念了十几年书，想起来还是幼儿园比较好混!
read more than ten years of books, or kindergarten is better mix!
17、喝药递瓶，上吊给绳，跳楼的挥着小手绢送行。
take medicine, pass the bottle, hang it to the rope, jump off the small handkerchief and see off.
18、快乐是成功的副产品。
happiness is a byproduct of success.
19、觉得自己不快活的人是不会快活的。
people who don't feel happy are not happy.
20、根是地下的枝，枝是天空中的根。
roots are the branches of the earth, and branches are the roots of the sky.
